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Podcast 231: Donkey Salami

By admin | Published May 19th, 2014

No live show next week, I will be gone, but I’ll try to get something out for you guys.

Some Crampathon news, follow @Crampathon for updates, photos, and all that stuff.  DarkAndStormy aka @_TheFlyingOne_ on twitter created a great site to see who is going and see if we will be near you to meet up when we drive across the country. Check it out: crampathon.com.  ALSO if you want to help find interesting stuff along the way you think we should see, hit this link.

We found out this week that the crazy Romanian Zum got his visa approved, so take a listen in the after-show for some details about that process, more about where he lives, and some good old fashioned hazing.

Also this week, we played a round of What’s Your Schpiel Spin The Wheel, Elden and Robbap1 had their own little meet-up in Florida, and more stuff like…

These words:

Shoplifter hassles cops on facebook, IS Turdhat going to campathon, limes and drug cartels, plaid, things kids do in South Carolina, the mystery poopers continue, Dracula, sea levels, lifting weights while preggers, killer whales, trifectas, bombs going off, Fargo, weedburger, am I racist, accused of being a dwarf, Rob reviews Godzilla, what are your feelings about horses, coming to America, and MORE!

Podcast 231

Links From This Week:

Zum Is Dracula

Just Look At Zum

Huge Explosions

Zum’s Apartment

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  AudioRedux – Oh Shit

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

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Podcast 230: Bone Marrow For Everybody

By admin | Published May 12th, 2014

Hearthstone tournament right before the show, find out who was in and how it turned out. Some new sound clips to check out, a new surfer dude, a guy angry about his pants, the effects of talking too much, and others.

We played “What’d You Have For Dinner?” where Turdhat tries to guess what you had for dinner….or you win a game.  also our normal shenanigans AND Hypnosis in the after-show. You ready to be hypnotized? Mo. You are not.

And some words:

Fart Police, Deez, plaid, Campathon, bodies in RVs, snazzy restaurants, drones, anime sort of, jazzin, goblin farts, youngest on show, cool as beans, soylent, annnnd much more but it’s late and the show is late because of Mother’s Day stuff so that is IT!

Podcast 230

Links From This Week:

Body In A Rented RV…

Fancy Pants Restaurants

Send me This Drone

Be Afraid Of Spiders

Oh Florida

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Flap Jack – Jazzin

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

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Podcast 229: I Always Have Wet Wipes

By admin | Published May 5th, 2014

What’s Your Schpiel Spin The Wheel is what we played with week, with the lovely Becca, who is BGO’s fiance(…?).  Anyway she was nice and super fun. We also did some news.  Some whispers of a Hearthstone tournament is in the works, and we chatted a bit again about Soylent, the “perfect” food powder.

Some folks have a strange laugh, the new record for the Beer Mile has been set, a man did something not great at an Old Country Buffet, a listener claimed to hear a toot so we investigate, and how can we leave out talking about the Autoblow 2.

Also these words apply randomly: Patent trolls, the apocalypse air conditioner, Game Of Frozen, class reunions, plaid, it’s pronounced CRAWfish, 5 knee tattoo, Rob Reviews Amazing Spiderman 2, maybe not St. Louis, Campathon suggestions, and….more.

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Links From This Week:

Stop The Podcast Patent Troll

New Record For The Beer Mile

It’s The Autoblow 2 (NSFW)

Post Apocalypse Cool Stuff

Game Of Frozen (Game Of Thrones SPOILER Alert)

Proposed Crampathon Route

Esta’s 5 Knee

The 5 Closeup

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Gojira Planet H feat. B_U_G Mafia – MMDJ 2014 Piesa Oficiala

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

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Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

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Podcast 228: Then Sum Bay Cun

By admin | Published April 28th, 2014

Some complaining, some family stuff, some That Just Happened (guess the sound) this week. Esta and Fen sent each other packages. Recording on a Friday which is unusual, but got it done. A vine video with a pile of bacon in it is where we got the title this week, if you haven’t seen it we’ll talk about it in the show.  Turdhat Help You too in the after-show.

You Beezin bro?

Words:

Beezin, how not to get drunk, plaid, Hearthstone, soylent, mailbag, terrible kickstarters, powdered alcohol, internet driver’s license, speech jammer, awkward school stories, weed makes you a woman, sex degrees of separation, cake chomper, Taco Bell Upscale, haggling and cheap mother fuckers, doctors mock you while unconscious, Gordon Ramsey, and MORE!

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Links From This Week:

Menards

How Not To Get Drunk (maybe)

Kickstarters Are Dumb Sometimes

Internet Driver’s License

Speech Jammer Gun Review

Don’t Do Drugs I Guess

Sex Degrees Of Separation

Say It Ain’t So T-Bell

Mocked In The Hospital

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Concept – Deep Space – Fractured Canvas

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 227: Keister Flask

By admin | Published April 21st, 2014

And we’re BACK!  With Sauce!  Sauce is back this week for a nice long visit and it’s spicy as usual.

We catch up with Sauce, do a little Value Gamer, and Robbap made a Guess The Movie and it’s Turdhat vs Sauce for a clash of the mental titans.  We also talk a little Easter, and Turdhat has a wonderful idea for the after-show.  Instead of “Make Turdhat Laugh” we play “Turdhat Makes YOU Laugh”.  I left a good hour of after-show in this one unedited for those of you that always ask for that.

Also:

Google’s Modular Phone, Smallest Penis Contest, nagging kills, Easter egg hunt goes wrong, essential oils (deez nuts), plaid, spinning a poor old lady, Wheel Of Fortune fail, name changes, trapped in house by dog, train kicks, baby sloths, 3D printing pen, New Orleans, the jelly bean story, race relations and you, Campathon, Taco Bell breakfast, irrational fears, just give up, Turdhat Says, and MORE!

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Links from this week:

Project Ara (Google Modular Phone)

Smallest Penis Contest (Come On, You Know)

Train Kick

3D Printing Pen

Don’t Spin This Poor Lady Please

Trapped In House By Dog

Jelly Bean Story

Race Relation Study

Two Women In The RV To Campathon

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  pomDeter – Call Me A Hole

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 226: Rub Nuts On Your Back

By admin | Published April 14th, 2014

We start off this week with a talk about allergies, and how to identify them. Then an amazing piece of real audio captured live, involving a crazy lady at T’s place. Video link below. Also some Cakechomper news.

We talk about passwords and the new ways to try and carry them with you, literally on you or inside you. We hit a Value Gamer with FTL for the PC/iPad, and a drunk dude at a day spa causes trouble.

Campathon 2014 chat, a rousing game of WHO DIS, and even a Cyberspace in the after-show, where the chat room after 226 episodes finally manages to piss off Esta. Oh and some Zum too.

Also:

Game of Goats, a “jump rope accident”, Blood Moons, growing body parts, which disease has the most cases, Rob Reviews Rio 2, plaid, penis movie, three dots three question marks, three in the booty, Deluxa’s last feeling, Taco Bell Breakfast, Batman sings from Frozen, Ventchat cruise ship and MORE!

Podcast 226

Links From This Week:

Crazy Lady And Turdhat

Yum It’s Birthday Cake

Game Of Goats

Jump Rope mistake NSFW NSFL

Blood Moon

Lab Grown Human Parts

New Record And It’s An STD

Dapy’s Cramp-A-Thon Route Map

Cyberspace Links:

Does The Dog Die In This Movie?

Porn For The Blind (NSFW I Mean Come On)

Made By Trippers For Trippers

Talk To Someone Anonymously About Your Problems

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Waterflame – The Chase

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 225: Everyone Around Loves My Groping

By admin | Published April 7th, 2014

The show starts off with a snap. Pat yourself on the back, get snapped. We roll into this week talking about a man living inside a stuffed bear for 13 days because…”art” (link below).

We talk about the dangers of April Fools Day, Fen saw Noah and T’s wife has a birthday. THEN a brief game called “Guess What Filthy Thing The Parrot Is Saying”. News, Turdhat (and Fen) Help You, your calls and emails, annnnd…

Brother Husbands…No BJ Cake, Spicoli Vibe, Kirk Russel (and who Turdhat looks like), Rob Reviews Captain America Winter Soldier, Deluxa doesn’t do bad things, father of the bride running the wedding, plaid, impending break-ups, snaps, crackles, pops, and more more more! Have a great week. Get some sleep.

Podcast 225

Links from This Week:

Dude in A Bear

News Links:

Vampire News

Science News (NSFW?)

Poop News

Explosion News

Chinese News

Witchdoctor News

Vagina News

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Dreikelvin – Paradox

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 224: The Saddest Text

By admin | Published March 31st, 2014

Tough week for your old pal Fen. Maybe the show will be interesting to you this week, maybe it won’t. Had some stuff go down the night before the show and I was/am feeling pretty beat up. I really try hard to get a show out every week, and I still wanted to do a show for you guys so I did the best I could. Thanks for the support, thanks for being patient with me.

Plaid, bitches.

Podcast 224

Links From This Week:

Good Luck Riley’s Site (Couchmasters)

Woman Pushes Man Off Cliff After 8 Days Of Marriage

Woman Sets Fire To Ex-Boyfriend’s House With Bacon

Gang Of Women In Hong Kong Robbing And Beating Tourists

Translating Dolphin Whistles

Defecting Dolphins

Giant Rat

Whacked In The Butt With Golf Club = 500k

More Coke and Mentos

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  dj-Jo Bitches Be Crazy

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

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Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 223: Brokeback Avatar

By admin | Published March 23rd, 2014

This show starts off with some thoughts on mouth noises, a topic we’ve discussed before. Also noises in the movies, and a bit of poking.

Later we play King Of The Dorks, including the categories Movies, Video Games, and What Just Happened. Before that though, we talked a bit about Soylent, as one of us ordered a month’s supply of the meal replacement. Also some discussion on how many deviled eggs we could eat, as a challenge was issued courtesy of The Critheads.  We also hit on the XXX Hot Chili burger, so hot it’s sent 5 people to the hospital, and a guy using “Airbnb” to rent his apartment short-term only to return home early and find something he didn’t expect.

After that we touched on ANTI-Social Networking apps, how much of various household items it takes to kill you, and oh…don’t forget the mailbag! plus a special live call in Turdhat Help You in the after-show AND a Esta vs. Turdhat Guess The Movie courtesy of Robbap1!

Also:

Chikens in the back yard, vaccinate the herd, Star Trek space jail, I fell on this potato I swear, the foot sucker, Esta’s old Atari and searching for E.T., lock her in the shed out back, taser screams, the Prune Juice Challenge, finishing too SLOW, riddle me this, plaid, and MORE!

Podcast 223

Links From This Week:

Loot Crate From Dart55

Maybe Bryter?

Vaccinate Or Not Map

It Was An Accident I Swear

Find The Buried E.T. Atari Carts

Hey Look it’s Esta

Ding Dong Get in The Shed

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Eine Cliq – All In – Keiner Von Euch

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

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Podcast 222: The More I Drink The Less I Care

By admin | Published March 17th, 2014

Our month of self denial of various pleasures continues this week, and we trudge ever forward waiting for the end of the month when we can become human again.

This episode includes a very “audio rich” Cyberspace, and an extended journey. The co-ordinates apparently all mean something also…

We also talk a bit about the famous “5 second rule” and a new study about it.  The often speculated upon orgasm machine makes a comeback, we talk about road rage, BMX bikers hopping the homeless, and the new drone equipped with a taser.

Also, in the after-show, it’s Turdhat Help You, along with a segment we weren’t sure would work….listeners call in and have to do 10 impressions rapid fire.  We actually got three people to try this!

And….

Lady Gaga gets barfed on, I want to rub your feet with mayo, a real fast forward pill, Street Fighter live action movie, “lasting longer”, plaid, balding gracefully, Are You Fucking Kidding Me, your face doesn’t match, Rob Reviews Need For Speed, Experimental April?…and more!

Podcast 222

Links From This Week:

New Five Second Rules

The “O” Machine

Drone Stun

Time Machine Pill

Street Fighter Live Action?

Cyberspace Links:

Twitter Assistant

Control An Aquarium (Cool)

Trains Make Music

You Are A…

Listen To Butt Coin (And Cosby Coin)

Rankings For Everything

Overrated Or Underrated

I Want This Thing From Your Land

Craigslist For The Ridiculously Wealthy

 

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Crying – Get Olde – Olde World

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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