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Podcast 169: The Beat Laboratory

By admin | Published March 11th, 2013

Important show note: NO live show this Saturday March 16th. I know, sorry. Sauce will be busy having a baby and T will also be out of town so the timing seemed right. We’re looking into recording something early or doing a best-of or a combination of the two. There will be something to download. I’ll mention on twitter if we do something during the week live. If you know of a clip that you think others would enjoy hearing again, email us (Ventchat@gmail.com) the show number and time.

Anyway, this week we spoke to hotels in Vegas. On the air. Semi-inappropriate. We also played a new game called Who’s Dis? In the after-show we had a Turdhat Help You and also revisited our Prune Juice Challenge experiences.

Also this week: A Chess Chief was crowned. Cool Ranch Taco Bell Taco review. Where is Sauce’s baby? Sauce had a show truck? A man stopped eating food and ingests only a homemade concoction of chemicals. A website that tells you when to go to bed to wake up feeling the best. Redbox/Netflix/Amazon Prime. A man wets his pants in front of his boss. Vasectomy survivor story. Sweat Pants Club. Elden from the Beat Lab, Rob reviews Oz, Riku gave us a call. Catalina Wine Mixer. Middle Eastern man imitating a U.S. accent. Condo or suite in Vegas? Postcards. Plaid.

Links from this week:

Postcards We Received

Man Eats Only A Chemical Concoction Instead Of Food

Bedtime Calculator

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Eracilon – Traces

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Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

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Podcast 168: Inch Long Battering Ram

By admin | Published March 4th, 2013

This week is the return of Ask An Escort, where we talk to 3 different (real) escorts and you try and guess how they will answer interesting questions about their profession. Also this week, Draechen and Duffus both stop by to talk to Turdhat about vasectomies. The positives, the negatives, all is addressed. In the after show we play some of the failed attempts to convince escorts to let us ask them questions.

Also this week: Goat screams in popular music, micro-transactions in games, animal style fries (cheap mo-fo), acne, Sauce’s yet unborn child calls the show, chess tournament, Turdhat’s motorcycle class, You Think You’re Better Than Me, Giggidee drinks 100 beers and calls us, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s splits, some extra escort stories in the after-after show, and more of course. P.

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Mirabar – Holly Cow Bells

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Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 167: Poppycock And Zingers

By admin | Published February 25th, 2013

Lots of news and lots of Cyberspace this week, and lots of chatter about lots of topics. Sauce’s wife is extremely pregnant and due any second and he was a game-time decision, but he was there. Speaking of, Sauce was flinging zingers around early so we gathered them all up and put them in the after-show. In the AFTER after-show listener ZakRhyno sent us an 8-minute discussion about furries, and told us “it’s important” so we listened. Listen to it, or skip it, up to you! Here’s some other stuff stuff we talked about:

Chess Tournament Update (with a cash money bet). Cool Ranch Tacos, Sauce’s dog escapes (video below), Game Of Thrones, Fen bought automatic feeders/waterers for his dogs (and a gas mask), Turdhat is taking a motorcycle training course, beard pics, “I drank too much too early”, old school partying, a song from episode 29, much more Ventchat Vegas talk, and tons more. P to the L to the A to the I to the D.

Links From This Week:

Sauce’s Dog Escapes Video

Fen’s Gas Mask

Dog Feeder Fen Bought

Dog Waterer Fen Bought

“Fur Suit Parade” Video From ZakRhyno

News Links

Cyberspace Links

Yoda Cakes Gone Wrong

The Tweet Hereafter

Tweet After You’re Dead

How To Masturbate

“Real” Werewolf Forum

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Anamanaguchi – Airbrushed

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 166: Jabba Laugh

By admin | Published February 18th, 2013

Bryterside from the Stopcast podcast joins us for the first “official” time as a guest, and he does not disappoint. We even got him to try and defend a title we made up for him as “King Dork” by playing a game against three other listeners called…King Dork. He also joined forces with Turdhat in the after-show for a Bryter/Turdhat Help You. Much thanks to Bryter for always being a good sport.

Also this week: Asteroids are going to kill us. An old listener that many know returns and calls in. Chess tournament and trash talking. Google security flaw gives devs your info when you buy stuff. Spiders in the sky. Ke$ha drinks pee and “smells like a shrimp on a diaper”. An old man gets punched out. I’m Pretty Sure I Have This. What happened to GOOD cartoons? Sauce’s Nosewhistle Strikes Again. Carebear. One of us is gay, guess who. Lady-boys. Ruffies. Turdhat sings happy birthday. What to do if you are incredibly hairy. Giggidee outro song. Duffus song about Bryter. Fen song about Bryter. Man eats monkey chow for a week. Would you father a baby for your lesbian sister? A Good Day To Die Hard movie review by Robbap1. Turdhat’s German mom. Sauce’s ankle. More more more. This one is packed full of goodness. Puh-laid.

Links From This Week:

Sauce’s Ankle (foot)

Google Play Security Flaw Sends Devs Your Personal Info

Crazy Sky Spiders (via Magnus)

Ke$ha Drinks Pee And Smells Bad (allegedly)

Thailand Lady-boy Pimp (possibly NSFW lol, via Reddwarf)

National Association of Broadcasters (via Laric)

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Giggidee – Checkmate I Am Giggidee

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 165: Game Of Kings

By admin | Published February 11th, 2013

The Ventchat 2013 Chess Tournament starts this week. Entries are closed (you blew it) but you can follow all of the action on the forum. Who will win and be crowned Chief? Matches all this week for round 1 so stay tuned.

Sauce and Fen are guesting on Twisted Nether this week (recording in about an hour as I type this, I hope I don’t blow it) so go check that out!

Some stuff from this week: Esta has a bald spot on his leg, and where was he that one night? Good news about Sauce’s job. What happened with Super Bowl bets, Soda Stream and the screaming goat. Shows in Vegas you can see while we’re there. Carrot Top is crazy looking. Someone bought Turdhat’s kid a real bow with steel tipped arrows for his 4th birthday. Valentine’s Day.

(Take a breath)

Nigerians bought Ventchat.org, what should we do. The game SMITE, as reviewed in Value Gamer. Turdhat guesses what you had for dinner (for real). Side Jam. “Bacon and cheese omelet, asshole” clip from last week. Izak calls out Robbap1 (we let the chat room vote and YOU voted for this to be played, so don’t come crying to me). A town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. More more more.

Tested out a bit in the after-show called “Remember This Guy?” and it did not go well.

Look at all those show notes. PLAID

Links from this week:

Find Out What Shows You Can See In Vegas While We’re There

ZakRhyno’s “filter” picture NSFW?

Wreckedem’s “The Future” Video

One More Plug For Silent Noobs Minecraft Mod

Learn How To Say That Super Long Word Above

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Mic Taylor Write-N-Wrongs

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Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 164: Throat Burps Galore

By admin | Published February 4th, 2013

Superbowl bets were made live. Find out what worked and what didn’t. Eve Online had a battle so big the losses were in the 1,000s of dollars. (You just cost me 6,000 dollars). Cool Ranch Taco Bell Taco? How was the dog show Turdhat went to last week? Soda Stream shots. Fen’s love life. Sauce’s messed up ankle. Burger King using horse meat in their burgers. “I passed college”. “We’re all waiting for a listener to die”. Fen has every kitchen appliance known to man. Don’t forget about the Turdhat Chess Contest! Where’s my jet-pack the future promised me? Movies with stuff from the future that didn’t come true.

News, Guess The Cartoon, your calls and emails, hijinks and/or shenanigans. It’s late right now because I didn’t get started until after the Superbowl so this is all you get this week. Share the show with a friend maybe this week. Or not if it’s too weird. No pressure. Stay safe. Fistbump.

Congrats to Davebmn on the baby!

Links From This Week:

Sauce’s Crazy Hotdog Ankle/Foot

Eve Online Battle

Nonmail’s Cheap Mo-Fo Pizza Place

News Links:

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Big Smo – Grass Roots – Boss Of The Styx

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 163: Stop Buying Garbage

By admin | Published January 28th, 2013

Hi everybody. We’re still working on better show notes. I’ve even thought it might be a good idea to have a way for the chat room to help as the show goes along…maybe someone smart can come up with a bright idea how to implement that.

Anyway, extended news this week with some really odd stories, Cyberspace in the after-show, and your calls/emails.

Here’s some stuff we talked about this week: Esta goes tubing, Merv Griffin made 70 million bucks on just the the Jeopardy song, one of the dudes from Kriss Kross has been wearing his pants backwards for 21 years, “unlocking” your phone is now illegal, Turdhat’s kid likes to bust sick dance moves in the mirror, Japan has Mayo pizzas, getting out of conversations, what happened to a second podcast, how did we get started, circumcision, Zorb off the cliff.

Fen was a guest on one of the Pixel-Response podcasts this week so go show them some love, that episode should be up Tuesday January 29th. Sauce and Fen will both be on The Twisted Nether coming up February 10th, 8pm pacific live, so check that out as well.

Make sure you take a little time to relax this week. Thanks everybody. Plaid.

Links from this week:

Turdhat’s Kid Busts A Move

Kriss Kross Commits To The Bit

Merv Made 70 Mil On Jeopardy Music

Unlocking Your Phone Is Now Illegal

Mayo Pizza

Fen In The Background With A Silly Grin?

Cyberspace Links

Census Map

How To Solicit A Prostitute

Run Pee

Whiskey Clouds (Don’t Do This)

News Links

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Werewolf Therewolf – Current Event

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 162: Eight Point Clapping

By admin | Published January 21st, 2013

Are better show notes coming? I believe so, but not this week. Thanks to everyone that mentioned the read them. Got me off my ass a little to do something. More info in the show.

Some stuff from this week: Things I do that make me embarrassed to call myself a man, hook hand and how I disgust myself, the Podcasting patent and how we’re all getting sued. Nook Nerd Corner, Schmeprody, Turdhat’s News, and some stuff about Walmart. Esta shaves part of his eyebrow off. Turdhat wants to grow a hairy mole for good luck. Millions of other things I am forgetting.

Your calls and emails of course, and (perhaps) better show notes in the future (PLAID). Since I know at least some of you are reading this, I hope you’re having a decent day, and if not, I hope we can make you laugh a little. Thank you for supporting us. Catch you next week.

Links From This Week:

White House Now Requires 100,000 Signatures For Official Petitions

Podcasting Patent And We’re All Getting Sued By These Jerks

Link To Actual Patent

Hairy Mole

Esta’s Eyebrow

Hot Women With The DIY Drone (via Duffus)

The Postcard I (Fen) Absolutely Blew It On And Failed To Read

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Arion – M.B.T.P. (Get That)

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 161: Over The Top

By admin | Published January 14th, 2013

We’ve got a new challenge this week…you might call it a game. Listeners call in and answer personal questions, and slowly but surely Turdhat will guess exactly what they had for dinner. You may think this is impossible but I can tell you he went 4/4. Want to know how? Give a listen.

Also, more Swedes screaming, The Death Star, Kermit Intros, the McRib Is Back, Gross Weight Loss Device, Mars forever, Cheap MoFo, Turdhat Help You, your phone calls and emails, and just a great group of fellas trying their damnedest to make you have a better week…plus OH SO MUCH MORE.

If you are one of the few that actually read the show notes, email me this week at ventchat at gmail dot com. Just for kicks. Put PLAID in the title. It’s all I need. Validate me.

I’ll see you this weekend. You can do it.

Links From This Week:

Death Star Petition Response

Weight Loss Device?

The McRib Is Back

“Gay Brain Differences” (BBC)

Mars Forever

SLJ’s Jeans And Kicks

DARTS VIDEO OF HIS CRAP GETTING STOLEN!

News Links:

Stab News

Internet News

Weed News

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Alex Must Good vs Evil

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Podcast 160: My Mouth Hurts

By admin | Published January 7th, 2013

This week we tried out a brand new segment called Crazy Comprehension. Also, The News is back, Fen’s dog got bit by a rattlesnake, some TV you need to see, screaming people in Sweden, the return of The Dog Mic, your calls and emails, Turdhat Help You, and more more more. Have a great week.