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The Michael Caine impressions flowed like fine wine this week, and they ranged from hilarious all the way to amazingly good.  Also we did some news, which we tried to keep positive.  It’s tougher than you think.  We had a Turdhat Help You in the after-show that ended up being pretty darn interesting, and since the person who sent it in was in the live chat, we had him come on and answer all of our questions.  Hold on to your butts, this sucker is 4.5 hours long.  I dare you to get through it all.  Not bloody likely.

Also: Esta’s birthday, Fen is forgiven, Turdhat’s new motorcycle, the OUYA is here, Fast food, Diablo 3 economy blowout, WoW subscriptions, beard stubble study, Thomas Is Alone, the kidnapping guy, excel art, the ice is gonna break, don’t apologize, howyougetdatassindemplaidpants, ventchatvegas.com, the new outro dealy, fast forward on stitcher, movie news, Johnny Cash, by the way.

Links From This Week:

49% Of You Went To McDonalds Last Month

WoW Subscriptions At 8.5 Million, Top Guild Quits?

That Stubble Is Hot

Value Gamer Recommendation By Moocifer: Tomas Is Alone

Excel Art

Everything Is Melting (via ZakRhyno)

The Flying One Ventchat Review

Duffus Vegas Recommendations(?):

Bronze Girls Butts

Cthulhu Wear (Come On This Isn’t In Vegas)

National Atomic Testing Museum

Shoot An Uzi And Eat A Hamburger

Indoor Skydiving

Goretorium All-Year Haunted House

The Price Is Wrong Bitch

Eat Dinner In The Sky If You Are Insane

Vegas Topless Pools

News Links:

Humans Are Good News

Silver Lining News

Win For The Turtles News

Wisconsin News

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Anitek – Moloko Plus

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Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

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A simple question we haven’t asked in a while.  What’s In Your Mouth?  A big bet placed on a horse race…did it pay off?  Neverwinter Nights chat, including possible Ventchat quests.  The Tribunal met to discuss a case.  Some news, and oh yeah…we all attempted to do our best Michael Caine impressions in the new segment Contemplating Caine.

Also:  Free Zorplox, World’s Most Gay Friendly Podcast, whoops here’s some porn, secret shoppers, Cinco De Drinko, acid makes you want to remove your genitals, plaid, sword nerd corner, dead drops, Iron Man 3 review, real life batman, huge Christmas doobie, the semen cookbook guy is back, blocking a bullet with a sword, Turdhat Help You, hypnosis that makes you poop your pants….and lots of things of this nature.

Links From This Week:

Florida Man On Acid Asks To Have Genitals Removed

Orlando Dead Drop Spot

Real Life Batman

Semen Cookbook Guy’s New Book

Sword Chopping Arrow

Sword Chopping BB

News Links:

Member Of Kriss Kross Dead

Rat Meat Found In Food In China

13 Year Old Kills Mother Over Video Game Taken Away

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Anitek – Moloko Plus

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Join The Bookmaker for a new type of game, called Over/Under.  How much are celebrities worth?  Who went bankrupt?  Can you beat THE BOOKMAKER?  Also stay tuned for a late night romp into cyberspace and just try and stop Turdhat from eating 41 fried shrimp.  Sauce was on Grand Old Podcast this week so check that out too!

Also:  “Go Figure That One Out” guy update, the biggest joint in the world, Vegas news, plaid news, the Mormon bishop samurai, get gay married in gay Vegas, machete bush trimming, four guys to fill a vast hole, blow dart to the neck, the bag told me, ketchup and mayo orgy, dolphins…you know…, the economy is going to implode, the biggest nuke in the world, superheros, Pain And Gain review, Name That Game stats, motorcycles, I am not your little puppet….and things of this nature.

Links From This Week:

Police Confiscate Biggest Joint Ever

Mormon Bishop Samurai

It’s All A Big Conspiracy Man

Biggest Nuke

Esta Street (Did I skip this in the show? My bad!)

Cyberspace Links

Dead Drops

Call In The Night

Where Did My Tweet Go

Pointer Pointer

Intimate Fitness

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Sta A Sente – Ind A Giunglia

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Stay tuned in phone calls/emails for a good shot at some free concert tickets if you are in TEXAS, thanks to Andrew from Allinaday.  This week we played a special Name That Game created by a listener.  Since three of the hosts had no idea what was what, we brought back two previous champions (Bryterside and BGO) to face off against all three at once.  Fen was on a Podcasting 101 episode earlier this week so check that out as well.  There was also a Turdhat Help You in the after-show, and oh yeah, someone barfed.

Other stuff from this week:  Defiance, Rando App, you got 185s, Vikings, lay down man, Dimethylheptylpyran, shower facts, my esophagus is bleeding, Amazon pilots, wheelchair-bound Twitch TV gamer a fake(?), once it hits your lips, personality smell, hangover heaven, beaver obsession, gambling, getting hit on by dudes (wearing plaid?), one roller coaster too many.

Links From This Week:

Dimethylheptylpyran

Amazon Pilots

Twitch TV Phony? You Decide

Once It Hits Your Lips

Does Personality Smell?

Hangover Heaven

Trinitis Stock Pic

Stinkynutz New Bike

Intro:  Reddwarf

Outro:  Doomtree – Bangarang

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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No I didn’t sneeze while writing the show title, that’s really it.  We played a game with listeners involving Professor Charles Xavier, who is otherwise known as Turdhat’s four year old son.  See what happens there.  Also we did the news, and believe it or not, multiple people sent in Bill Cosby impressions, including one from Romania.  Turdhat Help You, multiple tales of infidelity, phone calls, emails, and things of this nature.

Some other topics and or phrases from this week:  Fat Albert, Rome Maine lettuce, perverted foot stomper, cardcore, body hair jealousy, bullshit by the kilogram, Fen is still single, Sauce’s foot is still fucked, potato nut, beavers, bar falls, Esta smash, firebombs, hermits, plaid, swamp eels, sewer people, little sandwiches, geese, hay-makers.

Outro:  Stefano Mocini – The Mouse In The Kitchen

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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What did you have for dinner?  We know, and we’ll tell you what you ate.  Also, get ready for some bad Bill Cosby impressions.  I mean REALLY bad.  Send yours in anyway.  Or don’t, we’ll see what happens.  Sauce found a website that lists what words people use to search for “adult” things, based on country and state.  The answers WILL surprise you.  Turdhat Help You as well.

Other stuff:  Value Gamer, Game Of Thrones, cats that say no, Shia La No, a crazy guy street interview, Turdhat and his motorcycle, Steven Hawking, our zodiac signs, moonshine, hazing or no hazing while sleeping, Defiance, the cell phone turns 40, ads in Sim City and other games and lots more plaid stuff.

Links From This Week:

What “adult” terms are being searched for based on location?

Is it a game, is it a show….BOTH!

The Cell Phone Turns 40

Ads in Sim City and games in general

Outro: Chopbiscuit – Super Merry-Ho

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Cyberspace and News this week, and we start with one of our favorite topics, what we had for dinner. Audio of a poor MMA fighter named “Danny Mainus”.  Nicolas Cake took mushrooms with his cat.   SLJ got a penis pump.  Gary Busey, Kim Jong Un, zingers, Neverwinter Online, Bro Future Prediction, intrusive thoughts, the Luxor, seasonal beers, G.I. Joe movie review, Zoobilee Zoo, people who may or may not still listen, and a ton more.  Plaid.  Pee your pants and go get coffee.

Here are some titles we didn’t use:  Mustache Soul Patch.  Gay Baby Stealers.  Dessert Potato.  Buke.

Links from this week:

SLJ’s Pump

Neverwinter Online

Neverwinter Online Video

Intrusive Thoughts

Vegas Monorail

News Links:

Oh Dear! News

Sonofabitch! News

Youmotherfucker! News

Died This Week News

Cyberspace Links:

Murderpedia

The Busey Zone

http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/

Nuclear Secrecy

http://youarelistening.to

Outro: Forrest Day – Sleepwalk

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

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Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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We’re back live this week, and Sauce fills us in on how everything went down with the birth of his son.  We had a special segment all about the trials and tribulations of parenting.  Big congratulations to 5 WoW Things on their 100th show this week!  More details about Vegas plus a sample itinerary. We also hit some news this week, Turdhat Help You and a listener’s dream in the after-show.

Other stuff:  Peaches the prostitute.  Kapooya Kapooya.  Potato Nut.  Drinking at work.  Evil Dead Musical.  Throat burps.  Turdhat’s wife OK’s hookers?  Calls, emails, more. Plaid.

Links/News from this week:

Crack News

Poison News (Update)

Butt News

Cocaine News

Outro: Forrest Day – Sleepwalk

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Congratulations to Sauce and family on their new baby boy!

We were not live this week, but we did record about an hour of stuff for you plus some best-of (worst-of) clips.  A bunch of new Vegas talk this week, more calls to hotels, some emails, possible Vegas itinerary, plus we nailed down where we’re staying and put down a deposit.  More details about that and everything else in the show.

Here’s (some of) what clips are in the “best-of” segment:

#42:  First ever Turdhat Help You

#129:  Beta shut up/Snorting coke with dolphins

#161:  Turdhat reads chat room names in Bane voice

#164:  Fen’s throat-burps

#99:  Cyberspace:  BugFights/Our vandalism/Mars missions/Forever Lazy/etc

#142:  Turdhat falls asleep with the mic open and snores like a big jungle cat

#64:  Fen falls asleep with the mic open and snores like a motorcycle/Fen’s snore AS a motorcycle

Outro: One Be Lo – Enecs Eht No Kcab

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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Important show note:  NO live show this Saturday March 16th.  I know, sorry.  Sauce will be busy having a baby and T will also be out of town so the timing seemed right.  We’re looking into recording something early or doing a best-of or a combination of the two.  There will be something to download.  I’ll mention on twitter if we do something during the week live.  If you know of a clip that you think others would enjoy hearing again, email us (Ventchat@gmail.com) the show number and time.

Anyway, this week we spoke to hotels in Vegas.  On the air.  Semi-inappropriate.  We also played a new game called Who’s Dis?  In the after-show we had a Turdhat Help You and also revisited our Prune Juice Challenge experiences.

Also this week:  A Chess Chief was crowned.  Cool Ranch Taco Bell Taco review.  Where is Sauce’s baby?  Sauce had a show truck?  A man stopped eating food and ingests only a homemade concoction of chemicals.  A website that tells you when to go to bed to wake up feeling the best.  Redbox/Netflix/Amazon Prime.  A man wets his pants in front of his boss.  Vasectomy survivor story.  Sweat Pants Club.  Elden from the Beat Lab, Rob reviews Oz, Riku gave us a call.  Catalina Wine Mixer.  Middle Eastern man imitating a U.S. accent.  Condo or suite in Vegas?  Postcards.  Plaid.

Links from this week:

Postcards We Received

Man Eats Only A Chemical Concoction Instead Of Food

Bedtime Calculator

Intro: Reddwarf

Outro: Eracilon – Traces

Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We normally record Saturday 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern.

If you’d like to help the show hit the “Support The Show” tab on the website and click through our link when you make Amazon purchases, or click the “T-Shirt” tab and buy a shirt. We thank you so much for your support.

Email: Ventchat@gmail.com

Phone: 925-246-CHAT 925-246-2428 or Ventchat on Skype

Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (for Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Snail Mail: P.O. Box 5412 Concord CA 94524

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